Two Guys Talking About Lettuce
Episodes
Craig Is Conversationally Aggressive
Hosts Greg and Craig discuss absurd topics including eating horse, whale, and donkey, before reviewing the movie Obsession and debating sushi etiquette.
Don't Put Your Baby in the Fireplace
Hosts Greg and Craig discuss dangerous firecracker stunts, the tragic death of a safety glass demonstrator, and their shared disdain for Morrissey.
Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled!
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine banter about their podcast’s delayed release, Greg’s bizarre breakfast smoothie, and a humorous debate on whether dogs…
I Touched Craig's Face With a Limp Hand, Here's What Happened
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine open with banter about mood lighting and napping before discussing movies like *The Father* and *Sexy Beast*.
On the Spectrum of Ezra
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine record an in-person episode filled with absurd banter, including debates over Bram Stoker’s origins and the band Better Than Ezra.
Top 3 Reasons Why Babies Are Selfish
Greg and Craig banter about magazines, Google searches, and a fake caller before debating General Tso’s chicken and sharing absurd stories about Peking ducks and harmony grits.
You Can't Cook a Fart
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine host a chaotic episode titled "You Can't Cook a Fart," debating sautéing flatulence and the origins of the KKK.
Two Guys Talking About Lettuce the Band
Greg and Craig host their 188th episode of "Two Guys Talking About Lettuce," obsessively discussing the funk band Lettuce despite never receiving a reply.
Spoiler Alert It's Nancy Sinatra
Craig and Greg banter about lettuce-wrapped sandwiches, salad dressings, and the price of produce in Mongolia.
HUBBA HUBBA!
The hosts discuss their upcoming Bad Movies Live appearance, selecting the 1991 vanity project "Empire of the Dark" for review.
Buying an RV Isn't As Easy As You Think It Is
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine host their chaotic podcast, mocking AI-generated reviews and debating bacon preferences.
Greg "Greg" Benson's Impressive Impressions
Greg Benson and his co-host record a chaotic, self-admittedly terrible episode of "Two Guys Talking About Lettuce.
Look Out, It's Time For Popcorn!
Greg and Craig return from a break, with Greg discussing his recent hip replacement surgery and joking about having a "lettuce hip.
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Greg and Craig engage in absurd banter about lettuce, gay bars, and overly verbose books like *This Body of Death*.
No One Wallows In Sadness While They're Jogging
Craig and Greg discuss their recent illnesses, Craig’s upcoming hip surgery, and parenting anecdotes involving absurd games and awkward sex talks.