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Craig Is Conversationally Aggressive

Aug 2, 2026 · 43m

Summary

Hosts Greg and Craig discuss absurd topics including eating horse, whale, and donkey, before reviewing the movie Obsession and debating sushi etiquette. They share stories about food poisoning, New York apartments, and childhood memories while engaging in their signature nonsensical banter. The episode concludes with plans for a group dinner and reflections on their recent trip to Los Angeles.

Topics discussed

Sponsors: LinkedIn, Cramble Donkey, and Milk Intro banter and the 'Cramble Donkey' wordplay Stories about accidentally eating horse and whale Discussing the movie 'Obsession' and plot details Acting auditions and naming conventions Miss Leading Wisconsin and sparkling water Sushi puns and the 'SH' sound debate Food poisoning stories and Yelp reviews Jokes about nuts and Mr. D's Patreon bonus section and Toyota ad Black Mirror and overexposed photos Complexly nonprofit and Hank Green donations Buffet plates, platters, and potato varieties Non-verbal relationship demonstration Uncle Al's NYC apartment and tiny living spaces Princess and the Pee, Jack and the Beanstalk, and CSI Tree Grandpa's boat and rotisserie chicken memories Favorite and least favorite trip moments Outro and sponsors: Walmart and USAA
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