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Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled!

Jul 19, 2026 · 44m

Summary

Greg Benson and Craig Benzine banter about their podcast’s delayed release, Greg’s bizarre breakfast smoothie, and a humorous debate on whether dogs would constantly masturbate if they had opposable thumbs. They fact-check claims about stevia using AI, recount a failed VR outing, and joke about car jacking versus yelling at a friend named Jack on a plane. The episode concludes with Greg promoting his Twitch stream and impersonating Ron Howard.

Topics discussed

Sponsors and intro July 4th predictions and recording date Breakfast habits and judging opinions Dogs masturbating and movie scenes AI fact-checking Stevia vs Monk fruit Craig Benson lawsuit and AI audio VR experience mishap and pizza Reality vs games and cheap hosting Patreon bonus and WD-40 in cars Car jacking vs hijacking semantics Airplane greetings and movie hats Meeting Ron Howard and Penn Jillette
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