Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled!
Jul 19, 2026 · 44m
Summary
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine banter about their podcast’s delayed release, Greg’s bizarre breakfast smoothie, and a humorous debate on whether dogs would constantly masturbate if they had opposable thumbs. They fact-check claims about stevia using AI, recount a failed VR outing, and joke about car jacking versus yelling at a friend named Jack on a plane. The episode concludes with Greg promoting his Twitch stream and impersonating Ron Howard.
Topics discussed
Sponsors and intro
July 4th predictions and recording date
Breakfast habits and judging opinions
Dogs masturbating and movie scenes
AI fact-checking Stevia vs Monk fruit
Craig Benson lawsuit and AI audio
VR experience mishap and pizza
Reality vs games and cheap hosting
Patreon bonus and WD-40 in cars
Car jacking vs hijacking semantics
Airplane greetings and movie hats
Meeting Ron Howard and Penn Jillette
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