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May 31, 2026

Summary

The hosts discuss their upcoming Bad Movies Live appearance, selecting the 1991 vanity project "Empire of the Dark" for review. They engage in absurd banter about "common law" name changes, Michael Jackson biopics, and a fabricated story about meeting Jesus at a bar. The episode concludes with a satirical, illegal scheme to double money by selling used cars as new, followed by a trivia segment on Huns.

Topics discussed

Intro ads: Hoppers and LinkedIn Hiring Pro Common law name change to Free Ice Cream Listening faces and recreating Big Macs Bad Movies Live promo and watching Craig poop Vanity projects and the $20 million donation Stephen Colbert's final episode and phone calls Steve Barkett and Empire of the Dark Bikini Drive-In and thumbnail arguments Patreon bonus intro and Windows 11 ad Meeting Jesus in a bar and turning water to wine Favorite Huns and Attila the Hun Illegal scheme to double money selling cars George Clooney's aunt Rosemary Clooney Outro and ads for Tire Rack and Chosen Foods
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