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I Touched Craig's Face With a Limp Hand, Here's What Happened

Jul 12, 2026 · 43m

Summary

Greg Benson and Craig Benzine open with banter about mood lighting and napping before discussing movies like *The Father* and *Sexy Beast*. They joke about drug dealers and propose a superhero team with underwhelming powers, such as Hovering Man. The episode concludes with absurd stories about artistic licenses and a strange physical interaction involving limp hands.

Topics discussed

Sponsors and intro banter Podcast rules, naps, and tall sofas Andy Kaufman and movie watching habits Meth pods and drug dealer stories Movie reviews: Supergirl, The Father, and Amour Wealthy listeners and grudge-holding dogs July in Wisconsin and podcast structure The G-Force superhero team concepts Artistic license and money counting Friends episode, candy, and sign-off
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