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Don't Put Your Baby in the Fireplace

Jul 26, 2026 · 44m

Summary

Hosts Greg and Craig discuss dangerous firecracker stunts, the tragic death of a safety glass demonstrator, and their shared disdain for Morrissey. They explore the origins of band names like Steely Dan and Modest Mouse before Greg recommends indie artists such as Aldous Harding and Andy Shauf. The episode concludes with humorous banter about haunted houses and a playful debate on whether babies belong in fireplaces.

Topics discussed

Sponsors: LinkedIn Hiring Pro and Starbucks Intro: Morning vs Afternoon greetings and new format LA pollution and firecracker mishaps Darwin Awards and stupid deaths Consulting AI Claude about the safety glass stunt Music discussion: The Smiths, Morrissey, and Steely Dan Steely Dan cover band at a July 4th festival Greg's song played on Dr. Demento's radio show Minimalism and the episode title: Don't put your baby in the fireplace Patreon bonus section and Meta Glasses ad Craig's empathetic sneezing and relationship check-in Haunted houses and Craig's acting role in Haunt Season Listening to music from before you were born and Aldous Harding Podcast milestone: Reading past episode titles Indie music recommendations: Francis Dunnery and Andy Shauf Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story and The Shitty Beatles Wayne's World script and mental daymares Outro, time travel joke, and Window Nation ad
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