You Can't Cook a Fart
Summary
Greg Benson and Craig Benzine host a chaotic episode titled "You Can't Cook a Fart," debating sautéing flatulence and the origins of the KKK. They discuss Greg’s hip replacement, propose replacing "checkmate" with "I win," and review shows like *Ted Lasso*. The duo also announces upcoming live appearances and jokes about massive hotel tips before signing off with absurd alter egos.
Topics discussed
Ads for LinkedIn and Quaker Oats
Intro and the 'Pip-Pip' catchphrase
Sauteing farts in olive oil
Meeting Flava Flav and MC Hammer
Lack of Apple Podcast reviews
The Ku Klux Klan and masturbation bonfires
Replacing 'My Bad' with 'Mea Culpa' and 'I Win!'
Hip replacement surgery and induced naps
Women asking 'Is it in?' during intimacy
Fake sponsor GrannyFanny and Zootopia 2
Paramount Plus sponsorship and cancellation jokes
Reviews of The Americans, Arrested Development, and Ted Lasso
Auditions and self-patting on the back
Excessive tipping for massages and hotel bellmen
Outro and ads for NY State Terrorism Tips and Spotify
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