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Top 3 Reasons Why Babies Are Selfish

Jun 28, 2026 · 45m

Summary

Greg and Craig banter about magazines, Google searches, and a fake caller before debating General Tso’s chicken and sharing absurd stories about Peking ducks and harmony grits. They discuss wealth inequality, propose a 100% tax on billionaires, and joke about babies being selfish. The episode concludes with a humorous bit about Wells Fargo incentives and a Venmo transaction.

Topics discussed

Match Day intro and Windows 11 ad Podcast intro and magazine nostalgia Google, fake news, and phone mysteries Caller Mary and wrong number Kung Pao chicken General Tso's chicken and the Peking duck story Malaise jokes and dog health discussions Harmony grits vat and restaurant concepts Fetus restaurant idea and Bad Movies Live Wealth inequality and why babies are selfish Clamoring word game and Venmo dinner deal Outro and sponsor ads
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