Top 3 Reasons Why Babies Are Selfish
Jun 28, 2026 · 45m
Summary
Greg and Craig banter about magazines, Google searches, and a fake caller before debating General Tso’s chicken and sharing absurd stories about Peking ducks and harmony grits. They discuss wealth inequality, propose a 100% tax on billionaires, and joke about babies being selfish. The episode concludes with a humorous bit about Wells Fargo incentives and a Venmo transaction.
Topics discussed
Match Day intro and Windows 11 ad
Podcast intro and magazine nostalgia
Google, fake news, and phone mysteries
Caller Mary and wrong number Kung Pao chicken
General Tso's chicken and the Peking duck story
Malaise jokes and dog health discussions
Harmony grits vat and restaurant concepts
Fetus restaurant idea and Bad Movies Live
Wealth inequality and why babies are selfish
Clamoring word game and Venmo dinner deal
Outro and sponsor ads
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