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Apr 19, 2026

Summary

Craig and Greg discuss their recent illnesses, Craig’s upcoming hip surgery, and parenting anecdotes involving absurd games and awkward sex talks. They share bizarre stories about a friend filling a room with feces and debate the plot of Vertigo. The episode concludes with humorous misinformation about compasses pointing to China and advice on diet and sleep aids.

Topics discussed

Sponsors and intro banter Being sick and the current bug Hip replacement surgery and vertical shows Kids' games and parenting anecdotes Explaining sex to children Giving a homeless man a house key Tornadoes and carbon offsetting Old age, socks, and dryer lint Patreon bonus and San Pellegrino ad Eating healthy when sick and dog gender Hitchcock movies: Vertigo vs Rear Window Compass invention and trusting facts Corn cobs, Ty Cobb, and Lucky jeans Weaning off sleep gummies before surgery Life of Brian and ZocDoc sponsor
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