Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Hosts Zandy and Christine welcome guests from the podcast "Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding" to read dramatic reviews of bookstores.

Christine and Zandy discuss Christine’s recent departure from her co-hosting role, reflecting on the bittersweet end of a decade-long career.

Comedian Michelle Collins joins hosts Christine and Zandi to read and debate the worst reviews of frozen yogurt shops.

Sister hosts Christine and Zandy read dramatic one-star reviews of deodorants, including complaints about chemical smells, oily stains, and formula changes.

In this episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, hosts Christine and Zandy read dramatic reviews of novelty ice cube molds, including biohazard…

Hosts Christine and Zandi read dramatic mini-golf reviews, including a grandmother’s hip-related rant and a customer comparing himself to Dred Scott.

Hosts Christine and Zandi revisit a Patreon bonus episode reviewing Hong Kong tiki bars, including Honi Honi and Tiki Tiki Bowling Bar.

Hosts Zandy and Christine read dramatic reviews of The Container Store, covering topics from exorbitant prices to a car damaged by a shopping cart.

Hosts Christine and Zandy welcome comedian Roz Hernandez to read absurd one-star reviews of toothpaste, covering complaints about pickle flavors, fluoride fears, and burning tongues.

Siblings Zandy and Christine host "Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet," reading dramatic, low-star reviews of fitness trackers, haunted attractions, and salons.