403: Reviews of The Container Store
Summary
Hosts Zandy and Christine read dramatic reviews of The Container Store, covering topics from exorbitant prices to a car damaged by a shopping cart. They discuss the store’s appeal to organizers and mock absurd complaints, like a missing Pokémon card bin. The episode concludes with a reading of an erotic short story about Clippy, the Microsoft mascot, serving as a bizarre bonus segment for patrons.
Topics discussed
Intro and Container Store review: The organizational nightmare
Container Store review: A wonderland of boxes
Container Store review: Car accident and villain origin story
Sponsor reads: Bowl & Branch and Progressive
Container Store review: Taking notes for Amazon purchases
Container Store review: Who needs containers anyway?
Container Store review: Philip and the 'Fucker' review
Container Store review: Navy blue stripe box request
Sponsor read: Quince clothing
Container Store review: Rude cashier and silent transaction
Container Store review: Housing tarantulas in acrylic trays
Container Store review: Escaping the peasants
Container Store review: Pandas at the National Zoo
Reading: Conquered by Clippy erotic short story
Outro and Pluto Phone ad
Listen ad-free on Castria