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404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)

Aug 26, 2026 · 44m

Summary

Hosts Christine and Zandi revisit a Patreon bonus episode reviewing Hong Kong tiki bars, including Honi Honi and Tiki Tiki Bowling Bar. They read bizarre customer reviews involving itchy couches, aggressive staff over security clickers, and shirtless confrontations. The episode features humorous commentary on these interactions, a wholesome review from a singer’s child, and a dramatic email exchange where an owner dismisses a demanding event planner.

Topics discussed

Intro, Carvana ad, and podcast welcome Discussing the low stakes of the Tiki bar topic Honi Honi review: Elevator incident and owner response Talk therapy ad and Cash App for kids ad Honi Honi review: QR code rage and shirtless staff Honi Honi review: Crowds, name typos, and Remy ad Honi Honi review: Watermelon vodka and Easter bunny hoes Grass skirts, DJ loops, and TikTok lighting guy Watiki Island review and Steve Aoki's dad story Vinted ad for secondhand clothing Tiki Tiki Bowling Bar review: Kid's wholesome letter Honi Honi review: Entitled event booking email chain Phil Lee connection, outro, and Pluto TV ad
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