402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Summary
Hosts Christine and Zandy welcome comedian Roz Hernandez to read absurd one-star reviews of toothpaste, covering complaints about pickle flavors, fluoride fears, and burning tongues. The trio plays a game guessing whether bizarre reviews describe toothpaste or kazoos, highlighting user errors and strange product defects. They also discuss Roz’s new book and share personal anecdotes about rock climbing and grooming her blind rescue dog.
Topics discussed
Intro and welcome to Roz, transgender comedian
Roz's tour experience and relationship with reviews
Reading absurd toothpaste reviews: watery mucus and Wally World
Sparkle Fun toothpaste, bot theories, and a rock climbing horror story
Sponsor reads: Progressive, Home Chef, and Sleep Number
Pickle-flavored toothpaste reviews and burning tongues
Charcoal toothpaste, hazy brains, and coffee toothpaste
Sponsor reads: Nutrafol and Talkiatry
The Game: Toothpaste vs. Kazoo (Hair in package review)
The Game continues: Burning lips, falling seniors, and blue children
Revealing the game was about kazoos and discussing user error
Sponsor reads: Cash App and Remy Night Guards
Metallic taste review and the $135 luxury brass kazoo
Outro, Roz's book promo, and Pluto Phone ad
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