405: Reviews of Mini Golf
Sep 2, 2026 · 56m
Summary
Hosts Christine and Zandi read dramatic mini-golf reviews, including a grandmother’s hip-related rant and a customer comparing himself to Dred Scott. They also discuss Zandi’s new horror short film and their upcoming live tour. The episode concludes with absurd Cruise Critic forum threads involving trampolines and blue jeans.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Progressive, Audible, and American Express
Intro: Short film project and live tour announcement
Review: Valparaiso mini golf and the 'dangerous' manager
Review: Crystal Caves owner calls customer an 'angry elf'
Review: Ghost of a bad dream and Tipsy Putt service
Sponsors: FabTics and Hungryroot
Review: Creepy attendant and sweet potato peanut butter debate
Review: Barefoot enthusiast compares self to Dred Scott
Sponsor: Nutrafol hair growth supplements
Review: Pathetic glow-in-the-dark mini golf in a mall
Review: Scandal at the Putt Shack (auto-translated Spanish)
Cruise Critic: Tramp bonding and formal night attire
Cruise Critic: Blue jeans policy and Texas culture
Sponsors: Talkiatry and Zenni Optical
Cruise Critic: Maitre d' tipping and penguin analogies
Outro and teaser for For Your Amusement podcast
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