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410:  Reviews of Bookstores with Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse

Oct 7, 2026 · 1h 9m

Summary

Hosts Zandy and Christine welcome guests from the podcast "Who Shat on the Floor at My Wedding" to read dramatic reviews of bookstores. The episode features absurd complaints, including a customer comparing a cashier to Burger King and a shopper seeking German literature who gets into a semantic argument with staff. They also discuss a controversial Denver bookstore that bans phone use and browsing, alongside a lengthy, literary review from a frustrated customer. The hosts and guests debate the "Mariko Aoki phenomenon" and play a game guessing whether reviews are about bookstores or airports.

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