Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

49 episodes

Episodes

The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets
Sep 18, 2026 · 50m
Host Jim covers a series of odd stories, starting with a woman who broke her bed while having sex with a neighbor and a 5G conspiracy theorist who harasses a land surveyor.
Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win
Sep 16, 2026 · 50m
The episode opens with satirical ads for "rape booster shots" and a 9/11-themed fair featuring "Jihad Juice.
Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning
Sep 14, 2026 · 53m
The episode opens with a critique of song poems and a review of "Fatty Patty from Cincinnati," followed by a discussion of bizarre hypnosis porn videos.
Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket
Sep 11, 2026 · 48m
This September 11th episode of Distorted View Daily features a satirical takedown of a viral "Heaven" remix that fakes a 9/11 victim’s daughter’s…
Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones
Sep 9, 2026 · 47m
Tim and Mead celebrate listener Promo Code's birthday by digging into Mead's "trivia" video, revealing his irrational fears of bridges and Ferris wheels.
Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse
Sep 7, 2026 · 43m
Tim Henson rages against a YouTuber’s cheesy, repetitive moral lessons and shares audio of his drunken, slap-fight confrontation with mall security.
Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile
Sep 4, 2026 · 49m
Host Tim Henson rants about his last name, a traumatic doctor’s visit, and a patron’s mother dedication.
Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum
Sep 3, 2026 · 50m
Hosts Tim and Evan mock a gay man’s dramatic post about repeatedly coming out, then react to clips of a mom pranking her child with a fake stomach worm and a man using a vacuum hose rectally.
Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons
Sep 1, 2026 · 52m
Host Mekelton vents about his mother’s unbearable nursing home roommate, Gladys, and critiques the facility’s confusing smart TV setup.
Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit
Aug 31, 2026 · 47m
Host Tim Henson opens with a comedic rant about his roommate’s hoarding of expired food before playing a bizarre sexual fantasy.
Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind
Aug 28, 2026 · 45m
Host Tim Benson celebrates a listener’s wife with a "cum fart" themed birthday segment before discussing his mother’s move to a care facility.
Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes
Aug 26, 2026 · 51m
Host Jimothy James Henderson mocks white nationalist Jake Lang’s church sermon and compares his voice to infomercial salesman Don West.
Pervert Glasses for the Modern Sex Offender
Aug 24, 2026 · 1h 3m
Host Tim shares a harrowing story about his mother’s back pain and MRI trauma before dissecting 90s infomercial guru Matthew Lesko’s government grant schemes.
The Great AI Data Center Piss Drive of 2026 – NEW!
Aug 21, 2026 · 42m
Hosts Maria Athens and Brad Carter review a failed prank call attempt on an eyebrow technician before discussing a bizarre Colorado case where a…
Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee Maker
Aug 19, 2026 · 49m
Tim addresses a technical glitch that delayed Monday’s episode on Apple Podcasts, speculating it was censored due to a controversial Christian rock parody intro.
Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener
Aug 17, 2026 · 38m
Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener
Aug 17, 2026 · 42m
Host Tim Henson critiques TikTok users faking Tourette’s and epilepsy, mocks a man blaming lesbians for his lack of sex, and reviews a furry’s live performance.
Stop Showering and Let the Pussy Cometh
Aug 14, 2026 · 54m
Host Tim covers the tragic relapse of viral voice actor Ted Williams into fentanyl addiction and his subsequent rehab entry.
Meade Finally Admits He’s Effeminate
Aug 13, 2026 · 33m
Host Tim Henson discusses Meade Skelton’s recent video where he admits to being "effeminate" after failing at speed dating, alongside clips from absurd alpha male boot camps.
Area Pervert Threatens Government – “Unlock My Fucking Anime”
Aug 10, 2026 · 49m
Host Tim rants about his failed attempt to kill yellow jackets and pleads with a listener to save his cousin from radicalization.
Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of Love
Aug 8, 2026 · 49m
This episode features an interview with Sandra, a transgender woman who attempted multiple methods of self-amputation to remove her legs.
Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola
Aug 6, 2026 · 43m
Tim Henson presents a 2014 "Best of" episode featuring Pastor Manning’s conspiracy theories linking Starbucks to Ebola and homosexuality.
Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy Penises
Aug 5, 2026 · 50m
Host Tim Henson mocks the inaugural Women’s Pro Baseball League and Martha Reeves’ terrible national anthem performance.
The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus
Aug 3, 2026 · 53m
Host Tim Henson recounts a bizarre dream involving a four-buttholed demon and vegetable insertion before mocking a Christian influencer’s paranoid video about a car with a "Lucifer" license plate.
Pastor Dung Pusher And The Helpful International Gimp
Jul 31, 2026 · 51m
Host Tim Henson celebrates his birthday with a Tonetta song, then mocks Pastor Manning’s graphic sermon on homosexuality and a Christian woman kicked off a plane for preaching.
Fried Condom Chicken and Erotic Polio Stump Worship
Jul 29, 2026 · 51m
Dripping Menstrual Mucus From Your Back Hole
Jul 27, 2026 · 50m
Host Tim Henson celebrates his birthday week by mocking Senate candidate Ashley Webb’s intersex claims and discussing Tony Chase’s delusions.
Erotic Fracking and the Year of the Butt Crack
Jul 24, 2026 · 55m
Host Tim Henson satirizes a racist movie review and archives bizarre porn on the Internet Archive.
Breast Cancer Cause Revealed: Slutty Cleavage – SIDESHOW
Jul 23, 2026 · 54m
Host Tim Henson celebrates Daniel Larson’s release from prison under strict conditions, sharing clips of his past antics.
Stalked By A Mime Covered In Cooking Oil
Jul 22, 2026 · 56m
Host Tim Henson reviews bizarre internet clips, including trans performer Frilly Hayes and a viral arrest of Jarrett Vick over pronoun disputes.
Turning Dinner Into a Throat Slurry And Buttcrack Fentanyl
Jul 20, 2026 · 54m
Host Tim critiques the gross SirStrum fish juice challenge and mocks a ridiculous "Luggies" laundry infomercial.
Cheese, Glorious Dick Cheese
Jul 18, 2026 · 52m
Host Tim Henson mocks vegan musician Josh Sakers and criticizes Mead Skelton’s bizarre complaints about customer service and financial irresponsibility.
Blueberry Fetish And The Fat Feeder Fans
Jul 16, 2026 · 50m
Tim Henson mocks a white supremacist’s poetry slam and explores the bizarre "blueberry" fetish on a fat-admiration app.
Somali Child Brides for Old White Farmers – NEW SHOW!
Jul 13, 2026 · 44m
Host Tim Henson shares a personal update about his mother’s cancer treatment before mocking controversial pastor Steven Anderson’s involuntary psychiatric hold.
All Juiced Up On Thai Hookers
Jul 13, 2026 · 40m
Host Tim Henson presents a "best of" episode, discussing his painful car trip and analyzing bizarre 1980s commercials for alcohol aversion therapy and a support group for grieving parents.
Diaper Boy Finally Gets Busted
Jul 10, 2026 · 48m
Host Tim Henson reviews bizarre gay chat line messages, including requests for dog sex and roleplay.
My Pubic Hair Is a Protective Fence
Jul 8, 2026 · 46m
Host Tim reviews bizarre internet content, including a viral "Prescription Lady" meme and Rachel Gerster’s maggot-infested cat litter video.
America Celebrated 250 Years Deep in Someone’s Butthole
Jul 6, 2026 · 53m
Host Tim Henson mocks the Great American State Fair and critiques bizarre TikTok relationship advice involving armpit sniffing.
Abraham Lincoln Wants Man Pussy From Beyond the Grave
Jul 4, 2026 · 47m
Host Jim Edson discusses his mother’s health, a vintage computer cleaning mishap, and offensive takes on freedom for the 250th Independence Day.
Judge Judy Found Your Groin Lesion
Jul 2, 2026 · 37m
Tim Henson hosts a "Best of Show" episode featuring a hilariously bad national anthem performance and a Judge Judy clip where a plaintiff admits to…
Eat That Pussy Like a Krispy Kreme
Jul 1, 2026 · 47m
Tim Henson debuts an AI-generated song parodying a constipation rant and reviews bizarre viral clips, including a woman harassing painters and police over imagined stalking.
Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust – FIXED AUDIO
Jun 29, 2026 · 39m
This episode mocks a "Pervert Marriage" voicemail and features a satirical Pride Month montage of extreme gay porn clips.
Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust
Jun 29, 2026 · 39m
Host Tim Pool mocks a Christian TikToker claiming Jesus cured his foot fetish and ridicules Katie Souza’s delusions of alien abductions and demonic Santa encounters.
Remote Telepathic Pussy Cleaning And Testosteroney Twat
Jun 26, 2026 · 50m
Tim Henson mocks a "test of patience" segment and roasts a moronic podcast before exposing TikToker Rachel Gerster for hoarding dead rats in her freezer.
Arby’s Has the Meats and All the Herpes
Jun 24, 2026 · 46m
Tim Henson hosts a prank segment where Brad Carter pretends to spy on callers via their phone cameras, causing panic.
Animal Control Doesn’t Care About Your Dick Sucking Side Hustle
Jun 22, 2026 · 44m
Host Tim Henson rants about mandatory jump rules in checkers and shares clips of controversial TikToker Rachel Gerster’s squalid living conditions and confrontations with animal control.
Poop Cop Promotions, Naked Hyponotists, And A Watermelon Felon
Jun 19, 2026 · 57m
Tim Henson covers Sandy Kane’s legal battle to keep the "Naked Cowgirl" name, Trump’s failed $15 million Lincoln Memorial pool renovation, and a sovereign citizen’s futile courtroom antics.
Trannic Panic And The Corrective Rape Twins
Jun 17, 2026 · 50m
Host Tim Henson opens with a sponsor segment featuring a Welsh pronunciation struggle and a John Dacre medley.
Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute
Jun 15, 2026 · 49m
Host Tim shares a chaotic weekend involving retro-brighting a computer and two dog escapes.
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