Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit
Summary
Host Tim Henson opens with a comedic rant about his roommate’s hoarding of expired food before playing a bizarre sexual fantasy. The episode features a gamer raging at his girlfriend, absurd Big Mama’s Pizza auditions, and Jesse Lee Peterson’s confused interview with a liberal streamer. News segments cover a woman marrying a zombie doll, homeless people having sex near a children’s parade, and a man displaying a giant "Assman" decal after being denied a vanity plate.
Topics discussed
Intro: Host's back pain and vintage episode setup
Explicit audio clip: Boiling water and bodily fluids
Show rundown: Prostitution, gamers, and parade sex
Rant: Lord Douche's hoarding of expired food
Audio: Gamer rage quit and Nintendo Direct news
Audio: Weird pizza commercial auditions with mob ties
Audio: Jesse Lee Peterson debates Destiny on masculinity
Promo: Sideshow membership benefits
News: Woman marries a zombie doll
News: Couple arrested for sex near children's parade
News: Dave Assman denied vanity license plate
Outro: Social media, Discord, and listener thanks
Bonus: Shrek and Robocop fan remake discussions
Closing remarks and sign-off
Ad read: Adam and Eve adult products
Repeat segment: Robocop cock scene remake
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