Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener
Aug 17, 2026 · 42m
Summary
Host Tim Henson critiques TikTok users faking Tourette’s and epilepsy, mocks a man blaming lesbians for his lack of sex, and reviews a furry’s live performance. News segments cover a woman claiming Brazilian waxes cause loud farts, a teen charged with assault for throwing dodgeballs at an ex, and a Florida man who weaponized dog poop in a neighbor dispute. Henson also shares updates on his sick mother and his project to play MP3s on a Commodore 64.
Topics discussed
Intro, Christian rock band parody, and sponsor thanks
Programming note: Pranking Ralph's sister Bruna
Rant on TikTok fakers with Tourette's, epilepsy, and autism
Horny man blames lesbians for population decline
Furry Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: King Meow Meow
Host's illness, Ashtabula trip, and membership pitch
Brazilian waxing causes louder farts due to lack of hair
Boy charged with assault for throwing dodgeballs at ex
Man throws dog poop at neighbor over feud
Host's Commodore 64 MP3 decoding project
Listener voicemails: Naked dining and Smurf porn
Outro, contact info, and Scrob Media ad
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