Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum
Summary
Hosts Tim and Evan mock a gay man’s dramatic post about repeatedly coming out, then react to clips of a mom pranking her child with a fake stomach worm and a man using a vacuum hose rectally. News segments cover a woman arrested for stealing drug money, a Taiwanese husband who used a Roomba to catch his cheating wife, and a Florida man who killed a swan and later vandalized businesses. The episode concludes with listener voicemails about hoarding and bizarre neighbor encounters.
Topics discussed
Intro: Sandworms, Tampons, and Roombalovac
The repetitive trauma of coming out
Listener dedication to a terrible manager
Pranking kids with fake stomach worms
Vacuuming buttholes and the Jesus tampon sermon
Drunk Ohio sheriff confronts a felon
Sideshow membership and sponsorships
Undercover cop loses cash to 'Crooked Jess'
Taiwanese man spies on wife with Roomba
Florida man kills swan because he was hungry
Voicemails: Rachel Gerster and Parks and Rec
Cleaning out mom's apartment and finding old stuff
Neighbor with cerebral palsy asks to jerk off
Mormon missionaries handing out books
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