Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episodes
A Fat, Lazy Slob Like The Rest Of Us
Armstrong and Getty react to a New York Times article alleging that Anthropic’s leadership believes their AI, Claude, possesses consciousness and moral standing comparable to humans.
Doing Goon Things
Armstrong and Getty discuss the botched execution of Krista Pike, criticizing anti-death penalty activists for forcing states to use ineffective methods.
This Is A Weird Conversation...
Armstrong and Getty dissect the Cornell fraternity rape case, debating the credibility of Jane Doe’s shifting statements against the backdrop of media sensationalism and political interference.
Shite & Onions!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss a New York Times report that Anthropic met with religious leaders to program AI ethics, sparking debate over…
Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge!
The hosts discuss the Chiefs and Raiders both starting 3-0, then pivot to a "sound fridge" segment featuring clips on Matthew Perry’s addiction and Billy Joel’s health.
Oh Darlene...
The episode covers the hijacking of a Fly Dubai plane, where a plumber and crew members subdued a suicidal co-pilot to prevent a crash.
I'd Like To Watch Game Shows
The hosts analyze Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” speech, debating his plans to cut general ranks, launch Project Meridian with Elon Musk, and establish an autonomous warfare command.
Sharpen That Thing You Idiot
Armstrong and Getty mock Trump’s AI renaming directive and Gavin Newsom’s counter-order, then debate the economic feasibility of universal high income and AI-driven scarcity.
Non-Runnage
The episode opens with a duck at the studio door before diving into the Fly Dubai hijacking, where a pilot saved the plane after a jihadist attacker was subdued.
Celine Dion...That's Who Gives Me Chills
The hosts discuss Young Lean’s viral "Generations" video, noting its stunning choreography and the artist’s live performance at the VMAs.
Makes Me Think of Butter
The hosts discuss Trump's new AI-powered government website, praising its efficiency despite partisan mockery, and criticize Alex Ovechkin for appearing in a pro-Putin ad.
Brilliant But Wrong
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty analyze the White House AI summit, mocking the lack of binding regulations and debating Elon Musk’s "universal high income" predictions.
We Have Become Wild Beasts
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty analyze a Cornell University lawsuit, arguing that media and politicians are framing a consensual, drug-fueled incident as a gang rape to advance political agendas.
Israelis Say--Let's Roll!
Armstrong and Getty discuss a cockpit stabbing on a flight to Tel Aviv, debating whether it was terrorism or a mental health crisis, while also…
Don't Use Gendered Language (revisited)
Armstrong and Getty discuss a "parent fail" involving a missed school picture day before analyzing a 2019 DSA convention clip.
I Could Shove Cash Up My Nose To Hide It From A Robber
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss new tariffs on Canadian goods and a viral hot mic incident involving Sacramento Kings reporters.
Now I Have Wet Wrists
The hosts discuss Anthropic’s leaked IPO filing, which claims their AI poses an existential risk to humanity, sparking debate on corporate accountability and safety.
Hide Your Mice!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the Bay Area murder of a trans man by his in-laws, debating the motives behind the act and the legal implications.
I Have No Interest In Growing Things
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the launch of Starship, the White House AI summit, and the controversy surrounding the holdout juror in the Clancy case.
Stop Trying to Make a Living off Yer Elderly Yoo-Hoo
The hosts react to the 2024 MTV VMAs, focusing on Snoop Dogg’s appearance and Madonna’s controversial performance.
Like Asking A Frenchman To Take A Bath
Armstrong and Getty discuss why Israel bucks global birth rate declines, attributing it to cultural pro-natalism and the persistent threat of extermination.
With All Due Respect For Bad Ideas
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the 2024 midterms, Trump’s alleged offer to sell arms to China, and Ukraine’s move to decriminalize pornography for tax revenue.
There Are No Talking Ducks!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the societal dangers of AI, focusing on Elon Musk’s warning that universal high income could lead to social unrest and a lack of human purpose.
Mohammed, That Seems A Little Gay To Me
Armstrong and Getty discuss the foiled terror plot at a UK air base, revealing a twist where a farmer spotted the suspects, alongside AI fears from Elon Musk and Bill Gates.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour Two
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the return of running backs in the NFL, a controversial article by Hannah-Jones, and JD Vance’s defense of media bans.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour One
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the upcoming Trump-Xi meeting with guest Lon Heachin, who argues that the U.
That One There's Gotta a Beard!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the new timed public toilets in New York, debating the practicality of the ten-minute limit and the social implications of forced egress.
Where Were You, Huh?
The episode critiques the UN’s perceived hypocrisy after Netanyahu’s speech, contrasting Gaza’s death toll with other global crises.
The Last Ditch Bar...Disingenuous & Racist!
Armstrong and Getty analyze the viral story of Last Ditch Bar, a mask-mandatory lesbian bar in Lexington, Massachusetts, that is struggling financially.
Blowback & Nothing Burgers
Armstrong and Getty dismiss the Trump-Xi state dinner as a "nothing burger" and discuss the viral controversy surrounding the Last Ditch Bar, a…
I Was Dancin' at a Lesbian Bar...
Jack Armstrong discusses a viral essay from a university professor criticizing the current generation of students for their lack of knowledge and fragility.
Quick, Open Twitter, Save the Painting!
Armstrong and Getty discuss the KFC cereal launch, declining wine consumption, and the UN General Assembly, including Trump’s tarmac greeting of Xi Jinping.
It Just Doesn't Matter!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss President Xi Jinping's visit to Washington, debating the diplomatic risks of a warm welcome amid ongoing tensions over Iran and AI.
Should I Turn Left....Or Right???
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the White House state dinner for President Xi, analyzing the historical context of US-China relations and the menu.
A Disdain for Doom. David Drucker Talks to A&G.
Bloomberg columnist David Drucker joins to analyze the high-stakes summit between President Trump and President Xi, noting that while China is a…
All Bangers, All the Time! Anastasia Boden Talks to A&G
Armstrong and Getty discuss New York’s new automated public toilets, which enforce a 10-minute limit via automated announcements.
Too Big for Single Sit-Down. Lanhee Chen Talks to A&G
Lonnie Chen joins to discuss the upcoming Trump-Xi summit, arguing that while it is largely symbolic, the US must not cede the AI race to China.
People Crack Their Knuckles. I Do Flips.
Jack and Joe discuss New York City’s new automated public toilets, which enforce a strict ten-minute usage limit.
Cheap Meaningless Sex
Guest Lon Heachin joins to discuss the upcoming Trump-Xi summit, arguing that while the meeting is largely symbolic, the US faces a critical…
Swallowed By An Earth Mouth
Armstrong and Getty discuss President Trump’s UN speech threatening to "annihilate" Iran, contrasting it with ongoing diplomatic meetings and the upcoming Trump-Xi summit.
I Stir It With The Tip Of My High Heels
Jack Armstrong hosts the show solo while Joe Getty is on a golf trip, opening with a humorous segment about Armstrong’s coffee habits.
A Break on the B-S! Steve Hilton Talks to A&G
Republican gubernatorial candidate Steve Hilton discusses his plan to abolish the California DMV and cap vehicle registration at a flat $73 fee.
Evident Ambitions. Katy Grimes Talks to A&G
Jack Armstrong and Katie Grimes discuss Gavin Newsom’s likely 2028 presidential run, analyzing his strengths and significant weaknesses.
A Little Too Amazing
The episode covers Trump’s UN speech, including his push for military bases in Greenland and threats against Iran.
Love Is In The Air
Steve Hilton, a Fox News alumnus running for California governor, discusses abolishing the DMV, capping vehicle registration at $73, and eliminating state income tax on the first $150,000.
Get Out Of The Way Old Man!
Jack Armstrong and Katie Grimes analyze Gavin Newsom’s potential 2028 presidential run, debating his authenticity and California’s economic struggles.
A Tooth Contraption
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss President Trump’s upcoming UN address, the rapid rise of AI, and the potential impact of Chinese electric cars on the US market.
You Lost The Job When You Walked-In With...This!
Armstrong and Getty discuss Howard Buffett’s quiet support for Ukraine, contrasting it with flashy celebrity behavior.
As Big As A Corn Muffin
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss their new YouTube setup and a frustrating airline experience involving a lost seat.
Give That Dollar To A Crackhead
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss Ed Sheeran’s public apology after protests forced him to address the Israel-Hamas conflict, comparing the…