High Class Poop
Summary
Armstrong and Getty react to a viral incident where a parent defecated on the floor of Grosse Pointe South High School after a football game. They mock the school district's "wholly unacceptable" statement and debate the suspect's motives, ranging from a deliberate insult to a medical emergency. The hosts also share a similar anecdote about a woman defecating on a car hood and speculate on the inevitable public backlash and social media fallout.
Topics discussed
Intro and Ford Veterans Day tribute race promo
Air Tasker ad: preparing for family visit
Direct Support careers ad
Michael J. Fox Foundation ad
One More Thing: Intro to the 'floor shitter' story
Jokes about affluent Grosse Pointe parents
Details: Parent defecates in rival school hallway
Discussion on security cameras and intent
Context: 42-0 playoff blowout and district statement
Mocking the district's 'wholly unacceptable' memo
Reading public comments on the incident
Debate: Disgust vs. 'Who cares' reactions
Proposed punishments: Fines and the pillory
Speculating on the suspect's identity and danger level
Anecdote: Female friend's similar prank in high school
Reflections on the absurdity of high school sports
Predicting fallout: Video release and 'medical emergency' excuse
Visualizing the video: Deliberate act vs. emergency
Ford Veterans Day tribute race promo (repeat)
Air Tasker ad: Holiday prep (repeat)
Direct Support careers ad (repeat)
Michael J. Fox Foundation ad (repeat)
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