Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episodes
Most Of Us Don't Need A Wall
Armstrong and Getty discuss FBI Director Kash Patel’s controversial rule change removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for employment,…
He Has No Testies!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the rise of "wellness darty" culture, geopolitical tensions involving China, Saudi Arabia, and Ukraine, and the fallout from Trump's press ban.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour Two
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss a New Jersey court order censoring a local newspaper’s publication of school surveillance footage, featuring Tim Sandifer from the Goldwater Institute.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour One
Armstrong and Getty debate the rapid rise of AI, discussing recent model misalignment incidents, the physical limits of data centers, and the political push for regulation.
Peanut Butter
Armstrong and Getty discuss the Clancy trial, highlighting the holdout juror’s first public statement and the husband’s 60 Minutes interview.
Nay Means Nay
Armstrong and Getty debate AI risks, comparing them to nuclear threats and dismissing doomerism while acknowledging societal disruption.
Oh God! I'm Going Home!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the University of California’s consideration of reinstating the SAT, criticizing the institution’s declining academic standards and inflated graduation rates.
Because Of His Shirt & Jacket I Believed What He Said
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the rapid rise of AI, debating regulatory challenges, the feasibility of "kill switches," and the threat of rampant hacking.
Look...It's a Squirrel
Armstrong and Getty discuss a Jonah Goldberg essay on the exhaustion of the attention economy, contrasting the mental fatigue of digital scrolling with the focus of long-form reading.
Having Your Toddler Get Drunk & Operate A Chainsaw
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the "duct tape plane" incident, questioning claims of demonic possession, and analyze the surge of non-pitchers throwing in MLB due to modern pitch count limits.
Do Whatever You Can To Avoid Having Diarrhea On Your Face
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss a wave of federal fraud indictments in California, highlighting millions stolen from homeless housing and fake daycare programs.
Where'd All Of Our Forks Go?!
The episode analyzes the political fallout of rising interest rates and inflation, noting that two-thirds of voters believe the Trump administration has worsened the economy.
I'm Usually Drunk. You Usually Say "F-You" & Walk Out
Jack Armstrong shares a personal story about overcoming a major life disappointment through humor and a Cold Stone Creamery treat.
I Like a Well-Told Joke!
Armstrong and Getty discuss a listener’s complaint about a previous joke involving Tom Cruise and Scientology, framing their response as a business decision rather than a moral one.
In My Ameboma-ness I Hadn't Thought About That
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty analyze the latest NYT Siena poll, noting Trump’s low approval ratings and high voter uncertainty.
It Got My Stem's Attention
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the viral AI video of Sarkisian and the subsequent apology from Peyton Manning, debating the validity of public outrage over a joke.
News For The Stupidest People
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the AI industry, debating whether CEO warnings about existential threats are genuine or attempts at regulatory capture.
The Refs Hate Us!
Armstrong and Getty discuss the political implications of JD Vance’s push for central planning, comparing it to "right-wing social engineering" and critiquing the loss of market signals.
The Idiot Box
The hosts discuss the 2024 Emmy Awards, noting that "Widow's Bay" won the most comedy awards despite being a horror-mystery, and highlight Vince Gilligan's first writing win.
Hoggin'
Armstrong and Getty discuss the Emmys, noting the surprising comedy win for "Widow's Bay," and address the rise of the potent synthetic opioid cyclophrine.
I Know Grass & Trees... That's Pretty Much It.
Armstrong and Getty discuss the Lindsay Lohan trial’s holdout juror, mocking the “woke” narrative and defining critical social justice theories.
Calculatin' Summabitch.
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the Lindsay Clancy trial, debating the jury's 11-1 verdict and the holdout juror's identity.
So Much Lashing
Armstrong and Getty discuss the escalating national debate over AI, contrasting President Trump’s dismissal of AI risks as a "hoax" with bipartisan…
Who Urinated in Your Breakfast Cereal?
Armstrong and Getty discuss managing moodiness by exploring six habits from a happiness expert, including daily exercise, reaching out to others, and practicing spirituality.
Welcome To Butter Talk!
Armstrong and Getty discuss a San Jose officer’s misuse of Flock data and the legal limits on prosecuting such actions.
It's So Cool Until It Kills Us
Armstrong and Getty discuss the desensitization to political violence, citing polls showing 17% of Americans find assassination acceptable and the reclusive life of Barron Trump.
You Need More Homework
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the escalating AI safety debate, highlighting Dario Amodei’s warnings about rogue agent swarms and the recent…
I Got Flipped Off Good & Hard Yesterday
Armstrong and Getty tackle the escalating AI safety crisis, debating Dario Amodei’s warnings against the "Roomba chainsaw" metaphor and the need for civilian oversight.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America Hour One
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the Lindzi Clancy trial, highlighting the unique Massachusetts legal standard where the prosecution must prove sanity beyond a reasonable doubt.
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America Hour Two
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss alarming warnings from AI researchers that artificial intelligence could cause human extinction within a decade,…
That Was A Quick Hanging
On the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Armstrong and Getty reject a somber tone to analyze the ongoing threat of Islamic extremism, criticizing Mayor Mammone and AOC for laughing during the memorial.
The Great Hope Of Civilization
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the Lindsay Clancy trial, criticizing the media's focus on postpartum psychosis over the severity of the crime.
They'll Assume You're Gay
The hosts discuss Ken Paxton’s Senate prospects and JD Vance’s speech at the GOP convention, followed by a humorous exchange about jury duty and courtroom etiquette.
Butterflies Say "Get Out Of My Way!"
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty debate the appropriate reaction to the 25th anniversary of 9/11, arguing that American media focuses too much on grief…
That Should Be Categorized as Rude!
Armstrong and Getty tackle the awkwardness of constipation, sharing remedies like prune juice and Miralax while joking about the topic's prevalence.
You Can Get A Shot For The Gonorrhea
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss a basic income pilot for ex-convicts, the impact of AI on society, and the decline of academic standards.
Parakeet! Parakeet! Parakeet!
This episode examines the escalating AI safety crisis after a former Anthropic researcher warned that AI could kill all humans within a decade.
I Struggle With Accents
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss Trump’s controversial promise to issue a $5,000 dividend to citizens if Republicans win the midterms, analyzing…
Does He Hate Them??
Armstrong and Getty discuss the AI industry's "doomer" narrative following a high-profile resignation, contrasting it with the public's obsession with severe weather footage.
I Think I'll Spring for a New One
Armstrong and Getty discuss the exploding market for AI-powered sex dolls, debating the ethical implications of abuse, the potential for a secondhand…
Pain & Bears!
The hosts discuss Ben Shelton’s US Open victory, criticizing the political narrative linking his immigrant background to Trump’s policies.
Nice Purse
Armstrong and Getty discuss the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, analyzing the holdout juror and Massachusetts’s unique burden of proof for the insanity defense.
I Gotta Poop Again. Where's That Weird Box?!
The hosts discuss the RNC midterm convention in Dallas, debating its value as a pep rally versus a political event.
A Tongue Dipped In Sarcasm
Armstrong and Getty discuss the NFL season opener, Apple’s new foldable phone, and the Republican National Convention, while debating the growing international expansion of football.
Guess Who We Found in the Sound Fridge!
Armstrong and Getty tease an upcoming radio segment on the growing sex doll industry and legal questions surrounding discarded dolls.
He Had Slaves
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss California’s “Stop Nick Shirley Act,” which they argue criminalizes journalism by protecting fraudsters who run fake immigration service centers.
I'm Eating Canadian Bacon Right Now... Which Is Just Ham, Frankly.
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss the escalating trade war with Canada, noting a poll showing nearly 40% of Republicans now view Canada as an enemy.
I Am A Slut For Onion Dip
Armstrong and Getty discuss the fatal Amazon cargo jet crash in Miami, noting the pilot's failure to request help and the airport's lack of safety barriers.
No More Fluff!
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty mark the end of summer by discussing the return to work, school, and the upcoming NFL season.
The A&G Replay Monday Hour Four
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss a study revealing that 25% of deceased former NFL players had CTE, comparing the epidemic to black lung disease and debating the future of youth football.