Three Bean Salad

Ben and Henry discuss Ben’s accidental recording of his home, revealing mundane noises like snoring and egg-smashing that reflect his midlife decline.

Henry is unwell with shingles while Mike prepares to gift his problematic Hyundai to his sister, sparking a debate on "white elephant" idioms.

The hosts return from an August break, joking about a nearby screamo metal session before discussing Ben Fogle naming his ducks after the show despite a past slight.

The hosts humorously discuss their absence from the Gloucester Pigeon Farmers Parade, where Ben is hosting a live talon buffet.

The hosts discuss their fear of drowning in submerged cars, debating escape tools and modern vehicle design flaws.

Henry records from an industrial London studio, joking about its edgy decor and a Doritos machine.

Henry recounts a surreal encounter in an Apple Store where he lent his phone to a woman, leading to absurd delays and AI-generated prawn jokes.

The hosts engage in surreal banter about Ben’s fictional anatomy before discussing the psychology of gratitude, noting how people only appreciate health during illness.

Henry recounts his failed attempt to invoke consumer rights for a broken laptop, culminating in a humorous call to Apple support where he tried and failed to charm an American agent.