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Taxis

Sep 9, 2026 · 58m

Summary

Henry is unwell with shingles while Mike prepares to gift his problematic Hyundai to his sister, sparking a debate on "white elephant" idioms. The hosts discuss AI naming conventions, jokingly personifying Gemini as a cross-channel ferry magician, and share stories about their cats' conflicts. The episode concludes with a listener-submitted topic on driverless taxis, where the duo analyzes the challenges of Waymo navigating London's chaotic traffic and the social etiquette of ride-share interactions.

Topics discussed

Henry's shingles and the 'HR' podcast branding Naming conventions: AI models and band names The Cross Channel Ferry Magician 'Gemini' Restaurant etiquette and 'active sonar' for food Paddington technology and the soy sauce box Driving a Hyundai to Dorset: The White Elephant The car's problems: Desper, starlings, and doilies The journey to Bournemouth and the loyal chariot Michelle vs Henry and the cat 'Lancelot' Lancelot's pilgrimage and the laminated flat Farewell to Lancelot and the video tribute Traveling to the Netherlands and Utrecht vases Driverless cars with human 'instructors' Mike's driving test and the 'none' faults joke Exam marking styles and the logistics corps officer Traffic etiquette in Edinburgh vs London Driverless car aggression and black cab drivers Royal Mail, hogs, and Uber chat levels The 'Fanjambo' concept and avoiding small talk Hairdresser dynamics and companion silence Emails: Leo's harsh ending and the gong bath Barney's 'Burnamania' summer anthem submission Circuit judge email and the 'Old Switcheroo' Patreon promotion and the Sean Bean tier Auto-taxidermy night at the Shambine Lounge Christine's melodica theme tune from Stockholm
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