Trees
Oct 14, 2026 · 1h 7m
Summary
In this chaotic episode, the hosts discuss Ben’s disastrous attempt to microwave hardened honey and his new journey into eating yogurt. They also explore Ben’s fruitless efforts to de-Scotch a Scotch egg and his failed apple tree harvest. The conversation shifts to family myths, including a Polish count eaten by bears, and the British line of succession, jokingly comparing it to the Gladiators TV show. Finally, they share a listener’s email jingle in Old Leedsie dialect.
Topics discussed
The yogurt anecdote and the wolf costume mishap
Yogurt skepticism and the Mr. Yogurt character
The domestic conundrum of hardening honey
Breathable honey and the hunmonculus experiment
Aromatic spectrum of turds and ethics committees
Inventing Nuttingtons and de-Scotching eggs
Yogurt as dinner and emotional impacts
Bio washing detergent and fungal thoughts
Trees, crows, and pumpkin latte watering
Pear ripeness and gendered apple varieties
Family trees, bear hunts, and Noah's flood
The French invasion of Britain and Ribena
Lithuanian claims and bold family myths
The line of succession and Prince Louis
Kiefer Sutherland Amendment and Walsh dynasty
Prince Harry's difficult decision and Joppa Scott
Spooky fun event and live drawing
Old Leedsie email jingle and pork pronunciation
Weird exchange with a barber
Minions musical, dogs, and London rats
Critique of Minions in musicals and Ewoks
Pam repetition segment
Metalcore and Sean Bean tier shoutouts
Sean Bean Lounge toilet renovation saga
Enigma's Return to Innocence
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