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Oct 14, 2026 · 1h 7m

Summary

In this chaotic episode, the hosts discuss Ben’s disastrous attempt to microwave hardened honey and his new journey into eating yogurt. They also explore Ben’s fruitless efforts to de-Scotch a Scotch egg and his failed apple tree harvest. The conversation shifts to family myths, including a Polish count eaten by bears, and the British line of succession, jokingly comparing it to the Gladiators TV show. Finally, they share a listener’s email jingle in Old Leedsie dialect.

Topics discussed

The yogurt anecdote and the wolf costume mishap Yogurt skepticism and the Mr. Yogurt character The domestic conundrum of hardening honey Breathable honey and the hunmonculus experiment Aromatic spectrum of turds and ethics committees Inventing Nuttingtons and de-Scotching eggs Yogurt as dinner and emotional impacts Bio washing detergent and fungal thoughts Trees, crows, and pumpkin latte watering Pear ripeness and gendered apple varieties Family trees, bear hunts, and Noah's flood The French invasion of Britain and Ribena Lithuanian claims and bold family myths The line of succession and Prince Louis Kiefer Sutherland Amendment and Walsh dynasty Prince Harry's difficult decision and Joppa Scott Spooky fun event and live drawing Old Leedsie email jingle and pork pronunciation Weird exchange with a barber Minions musical, dogs, and London rats Critique of Minions in musicals and Ewoks Pam repetition segment Metalcore and Sean Bean tier shoutouts Sean Bean Lounge toilet renovation saga Enigma's Return to Innocence
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