Retardmaxx Podcast

Retardmaxx Podcast

Elisha Long

5 episodes

Episodes

Life changes every October for the retard
Oct 3, 2026 · 30m
The host discusses the importance of rejecting modern efficiency and "spatula" thinking in favor of mastering matter through simple, instinctual actions like flipping pancakes.
A retard in motion stays in motion
Sep 20, 2026 · 35m
The host shares a vision from a porta potty that inspired a new mythological narrative blending Gnostic concepts with modern society.
A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
Sep 13, 2026 · 30m
The host argues that men resort to physical aggression in relationships because they lack the mental strength to dominate through philosophy and intuition.
Women love retarded men but despise the spiritually lesbian
Sep 1, 2026 · 30m
The host argues that men lose their "fire" and become emotional husks by allowing women to control their reactions, urging listeners to observe feminine nature objectively rather than getting angry.
Retarded ass men vs spiritually lesbian tit men
Aug 25, 2026 · 31m
This episode explores the concept of "spiritual lesbianism" in men, arguing that a desire to be desired rather than to act indicates weakness.
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