Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds?
Sep 28, 2026 · 45m
Summary
Host Tim Skelton opens by mocking 33 emails from musician Mead, who defends his "coffee shop country" genre and shares his trauma over leaving a church he deems "apostate." The show then covers bizarre news, including a Botswana spiritual healer using fake penises to scam clients, a Texas daycare lawsuit alleging a "toddler fight club," and an 18-year-old mother abandoning her infant at a bus stop. The episode concludes with listener voicemails discussing shoe brands and a potential Crystal Pepsi return.
Topics discussed
Intro: Daydreaming in church and dismembered penis news
Jem and the Holograms misfits arrested in prostitution sting
Host's thoughts on Mead's obsession and attraction
Reviewing Mead's emails: Keanu Reeves and Brant Daughtry
Mead's music criticism and appearance advice
Mead's video on apostate churches and virgin daydreams
Sideshow exclusive subscription and sponsorships
Botswana police investigate fake dismembered penis fraud
Daycare lawsuit over substitute teacher encouraging child attack
Texas mother offers month-old son to stranger at bus stop
Listener texts: Crystal Pepsi rumors and PK J status
Shoe discussion and 10-star rating anecdote
Voicemails: Name correction, Ben E. King, and Pinellas County
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