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Lamb Chop Mops Up Florida Man’s Ropes of Ejaculation

Oct 16, 2026 · 46m

Summary

Host Tim covers a bizarre incident in St. Petersburg, Florida, where a man ejaculated on a Walmart employee and used Lamb Chop dog toys to clean up. The episode also features a Miami fitness influencer charged with attempted murder for shooting an Uber Eats driver in the ass over a phone number request. Additionally, Tim discusses a Wyoming town plagued by hot dog projectiles and reviews a VR Chat clip involving a male furry roleplaying a phantom pregnancy.

Topics discussed

Show intro and message board reading Anonymous listener sponsorship and birthday shoutout Reviewing a video of a man fingering his anus Mead Skelton's emails about his age and appearance Rep. Andy Harris clips on gas prices and recording laws VR Chat phantom pregnancy roleplay in furry community Sideshow Access, Patreon, and sponsorship details Florida man ejaculates on Walmart employee, cleans with dog toys Fitness influencer shoots Uber Eats driver in the ass Wyoming town plagued by hot dog projectile pranks Listener voicemails and sign-off
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