411: Reviews of Olive Garden
Oct 14, 2026 · 39m
Summary
Hosts Christine and Zandi return to their new studio to read dramatic reviews of Olive Garden, covering complaints about fecal matter, rubber band calamari, and poor service. The episode also features a segment on reviews written from toilets due to food poisoning at various restaurants, including Denny's and Soup Plantation. The hosts conclude by discussing Amazon reviews for a book of toilet-themed poetry, reacting to the bizarre and often nonsensical feedback from readers.
Topics discussed
Lowe's Holiday Shopping Ad
Podcast Intro and Self-Deprecating Joke
Welcome to New Studio and Setup
Olive Garden Banter and Guest Guessing Game
Personal Olive Garden Experiences
Review: Fecal Matter in Omaha Restroom
Review: Rubber Band Calamari
Review: Eggplant Skin and Wilted Salad
Review: Son Buying Own Gift Card
Remy Night Guard Sponsorship
Nutrafol Hair Supplement Sponsorship
Review: Man in Toilet Tank
Review: Smelly Floors and Bitchy Bartenders
Review: Rushed Out of Celebration
Review: Typo 'Flawed' and Nonchalant Waitress
Review: Cold Soup and Unrefilled Breadsticks
Review: Spilled Water on Dad's Lap
Rula Therapy Sponsorship
Boll & Branch Bedding Sponsorship
Challenge: Reviews Written from the Toilet
Book Review: Tales from the Toilet
Review: Clam Chowder Food Poisoning
Quince Clothing Sponsorship
Progressive Insurance Sponsorship
Review: Tiny Guacamole and Owner Response
Tour Announcement and Closing
Credits and 529 Plan Ad
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