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411:  Reviews of Olive Garden

Oct 14, 2026 · 39m

Summary

Hosts Christine and Zandi return to their new studio to read dramatic reviews of Olive Garden, covering complaints about fecal matter, rubber band calamari, and poor service. The episode also features a segment on reviews written from toilets due to food poisoning at various restaurants, including Denny's and Soup Plantation. The hosts conclude by discussing Amazon reviews for a book of toilet-themed poetry, reacting to the bizarre and often nonsensical feedback from readers.

Topics discussed

Lowe's Holiday Shopping Ad Podcast Intro and Self-Deprecating Joke Welcome to New Studio and Setup Olive Garden Banter and Guest Guessing Game Personal Olive Garden Experiences Review: Fecal Matter in Omaha Restroom Review: Rubber Band Calamari Review: Eggplant Skin and Wilted Salad Review: Son Buying Own Gift Card Remy Night Guard Sponsorship Nutrafol Hair Supplement Sponsorship Review: Man in Toilet Tank Review: Smelly Floors and Bitchy Bartenders Review: Rushed Out of Celebration Review: Typo 'Flawed' and Nonchalant Waitress Review: Cold Soup and Unrefilled Breadsticks Review: Spilled Water on Dad's Lap Rula Therapy Sponsorship Boll & Branch Bedding Sponsorship Challenge: Reviews Written from the Toilet Book Review: Tales from the Toilet Review: Clam Chowder Food Poisoning Quince Clothing Sponsorship Progressive Insurance Sponsorship Review: Tiny Guacamole and Owner Response Tour Announcement and Closing Credits and 529 Plan Ad
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