Armstrong and Getty discuss reports of a potential deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, expressing skepticism about its longevity and Iran's motives. They analyze alarming claims of U.S. military munitions shortages, debating whether these constraints are hindering Trump’s war strategy against Iran. The hosts also cover the scandal surrounding Cambridge professor Jason Arday, using his plagiarism and fabricated achievements to critique DEI initiatives. Finally, they share anecdotes about teenage social dynamics and a bizarre incident involving human waste on a California sidewalk.