Crack You Open!
Oct 14, 2026 · 35m
Summary
Armstrong and Getty discuss rising inflation driven by energy and data center costs, noting the disconnect between consumer spending and record debt. They cover Pope Francis’s lung cancer surgery, the fallout for Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Ilhan Omar’s conflicting financial disclosures. The hosts also analyze the Texas Senate race, Trump’s amoral stance on Ukraine, and a viral video of a man attacked by a tiger.
Topics discussed
Sponsors and show introduction
Opening banter and 'peak stupid' commentary
Inflation data, consumer spending, and credit card debt
Economic reporting confusion and data center costs
Pope Francis lung surgery and medical advances
Kimberly Guilfoyle AI texts and Trump family ties
Official show start and alien life teaser
Sponsor reads and news preview
Headlines: Inflation, Ukraine, Cornell, and AI ransomware
Ilhan Omar financial discrepancy and Kelly Clarkson
Ilhan Omar net worth investigation and congressional ethics
Texas Senate race and candidate character debate
French letter on progressive policy failures
Chicago sports rivalry banter
Trump's view on Ukraine, Russia, and amoral politics
Sponsor reads and transition to mailbag
Trump tiger video and James Allen quote
Mailbag: Video streaming, emergency contacts, and execution methods
France protests analysis and closing sponsors
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