You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

We Made It Weird #262

Aug 7, 2026 · 1h 14m

Summary

Pete Holmes and Valerie Paxton discuss tour dates, AI-generated fake news, and the etymology of the word "Trump." They perform an extended, humorous riff on Donald Trump, imagining him as a healed, gay man obsessed with Sega handhelds and Beyoncé. The episode also touches on comedy as adult play, the fear of cancellation, and personal anecdotes about relationships and food.

Topics discussed

Intro, Largo tour announcement, and SimpliSafe ad Frito Bandito, fake news, and hotel tips The '30 Days Hath September' rhyme and variations Trump, Putin, and the etymology of 'Trump card' Covfefe, Bay of Pigs, and sponsor ads Drumpf name change, witches, and Wheel of Fortune SNL performance, Sega Game Gear, and Sonic Beyonce lyrics, drawers vs panties, and threats Step Brothers quote and Houdini water tank magic Validation, affairs, and the pronunciation of sauerkraut Handwriting, childhood journals, and Chicken Soup for the Soul Reading a teenage journal entry about a Christian retreat Church leadership, colonialism, and giving a sermon
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