You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Kat Bird

Aug 12, 2026 · 1h 58m

Summary

Pete Holmes welcomes comedian Cat Bird, who shares a story about Mac Miller offering her a bite of an apple. They discuss veganism, the ethics of Nestlé, and a joke Cat Bird developed about misinterpreting a "don't be lewd" sign. The conversation also touches on colonialism in Hawaii and assigns condiment personalities to celebrities like James Corden and Matt Damon.

Topics discussed

Intro, tour dates, and Toyota ad Addiction book promo and Nestle cocoa controversy Breastfeeding mechanics and ketchup bottle design Oysters, opium, and Mac Miller memories Fan culture, 'Contrigo' etymology, and Ghana trip Semester at Sea, In-N-Out, and Bobby Lee Stand-up openers, celebrity condiments, and Lemonade ad Dadgrass and Apollo Neuro sponsor reads The energy of the Comedy Store's Original Room Crowd work, bombing, and the 'door guy' hierarchy Defender ad and starting as a dishwasher in kitchens Kitchen bullying, filleting fish, and chef culture The Prince of Dubai venison heist and kindness
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