Kat Bird
Aug 12, 2026 · 1h 58m
Summary
Pete Holmes welcomes comedian Cat Bird, who shares a story about Mac Miller offering her a bite of an apple. They discuss veganism, the ethics of Nestlé, and a joke Cat Bird developed about misinterpreting a "don't be lewd" sign. The conversation also touches on colonialism in Hawaii and assigns condiment personalities to celebrities like James Corden and Matt Damon.
Topics discussed
Intro, tour dates, and Toyota ad
Addiction book promo and Nestle cocoa controversy
Breastfeeding mechanics and ketchup bottle design
Oysters, opium, and Mac Miller memories
Fan culture, 'Contrigo' etymology, and Ghana trip
Semester at Sea, In-N-Out, and Bobby Lee
Stand-up openers, celebrity condiments, and Lemonade ad
Dadgrass and Apollo Neuro sponsor reads
The energy of the Comedy Store's Original Room
Crowd work, bombing, and the 'door guy' hierarchy
Defender ad and starting as a dishwasher in kitchens
Kitchen bullying, filleting fish, and chef culture
The Prince of Dubai venison heist and kindness
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