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ReRelease of Titanic Remembered & The Errata episode.

Sep 7, 2026 · 2h 17m

Summary

Hosts Katie and Alan discuss the 1997 film Titanic from memory, relying on Google image searches to jog their recollections of the plot, characters, and iconic scenes. Their conversation is filled with humorous misrememberings, such as confusing the cast with other actors and debating the physics of the famous door scene. They also briefly touch on other movies like Frozen and Field of Dreams before planning to watch the film in quarters for future episodes.

Topics discussed

Intro: Mario Kart rant and 'tearing ass' etymology Forrest Gump debate and Titanic setup Opening scene: Bill Paxton, jewelry, and Celine Dion Character intros: Kate Winslet, Leo, and Billy Zane Plot basics: Rich Rose, poor Jack, and Irish accents The Irish Water Spaniel poster and suicide attempt King of the World scene and vampire comparisons Jack's name, Irish actors, and Terminator cameo Google image search mishaps and Dutch ovening Hubris, Captain, and Unsinkable Molly Brown The car scene, hand on glass, and iceberg hit Tangent: Madonna's Pirates shirt and ocean floor Box office records and Frozen confusion The sinking sequence and Angelina Jolie search The door scene and French girl drawings Old Rose's radical life and The Bodyguard Tangent: Little League baseball and recording plan The ending: Jewelry, death, and purgatory Episode logistics: Quarters, brunch, and length Drinks, shipwrecks, and the Heart of the Ocean The nude drawing on TV and accent jokes Cast details: Sigourney Weaver and David Warner Hair, makeup, and the slave ship metaphor The gambling scene and boarding the ship Tangent: River fear and voyage duration Class issues and first meeting of Jack and Rose Arrest, deck walks, and showing the art Rose's mother, Molly Brown, and the hubris warning Dreams, riding horses, and the scandal Dinner speech and the Irish party Breakfast, Cal's intimidation, and virginity The 'trapped' dialogue and rich people sadness The railing scene and underwater foreshadowing The black robe, drawing, and My Heart Will Go On The car sex scene and 'in for a penny' Mechanical parts, pistons, and flame throwers Watertight doors, rats, and sinking math Lifeboat capacity, British accents, and Billy Zane The ax scene and finding the key Billy Zane's betrayal and the diamond The elderly couple and life vest buoyancy The band plays 'Nearer, My God, to Thee' Ship goes vertical and the poor people realization Tangent: Swimming under boards and breathing North Atlantic, lifeboats, and Molly Brown's conscience Jack's death and the whistle scene Old Rose, the name Dawson, and the ending kiss Conclusion: Episode length and self-deprecation Outro: Pandemic trauma and erotic thoughts
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