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CAT AND RAT: It's From A Movie & Snuggle Struggle

Oct 23, 2026 · 1h 0m

Summary

Hosts Kat and Gareth open the episode by sharing personal stories about childhood insecurities, including Gareth’s history with body image and Kat’s jaw surgery. They then take a call from Emily in Indiana, who seeks advice on how to explain a neighbor’s disturbing "Human Centipede" skeleton display to her children. The episode concludes with a follow-up from Lynn regarding her husband’s loud snoring during a trip to Italy, as well as a new complaint from Molly about her husband’s habit of singing inappropriate "snuggle" songs.

Topics discussed

Welcome back and catching up Gareth's stand-up bit about being called 'tits' Childhood insecurities and jaw receding Advice on transparency with sons and jaw surgery Swimming in T-shirts and sun sensitivity Sponsor: Quince clothing Sponsor: Squarespace websites Caller Emily from Warsaw, Indiana The Human Centipede skeleton display Discussing the display with curious kids Strategies: Blame a movie or the French Suggesting a skeletal nativity scene Role-playing the conversation with the kids Reflections on the impact of Human Centipede Caller Molly from St. Louis Husband's habit of singing snuggle songs Training the husband like a dog Lying about school trouble to stop the singing Creating a fake teacher voicemail Debriefing the prank and alternative solutions Final advice: The squirt bottle method Caller Lynn: The moaning husband trip New problem: Bodily functions in Italy Pooping pants at the Vatican The apple orchard tractor incident Spreading the news and the loud fart Kat's own plane accident story The 'Poo-Poo Queen' reputation and buyback Closing advice for Lynn Promo for Hulu, YouTube, and Patreon Credits and sign-off
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