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330: Small Town, Big Dik & Grandpa No. 2

Oct 5, 2026 · 1h 7m

Summary

Jake and Gareth discuss the viral Netflix documentary about Olympic breakdancer Reagan, critiquing the inclusion of low-credibility influencers and the "kangaroo dance" controversy. The episode then shifts to a call from Maddie in Iowa, whose community is unhappy with a new mural that is comically small and stylistically mismatched; the hosts jokingly suggest vandalizing it to force a repaint. Finally, Olivia seeks advice on how to tell her sensitive father that her newborn son will be named after his husband, not him, to avoid hurting his feelings.

Topics discussed

Intro and the Olympic break dancer story Sammy Sex's hair phase and the 'perm' denial Complaints about influencers in documentaries Sponsor: Ultra nicotine pouches Sponsor: Rocket Money and Wayfair Maddie calls in about the tiny town mural Discussing the mural's size and cost to fix Brainstorming solutions: voting and artist pitches The 'vandalism' plan and graffiti ideas Logistics: cameras, anonymity, and execution Sourcing spray paint and finalizing the plan Sponsor: Mint Mobile Sponsor: Quince and Squarespace Olivia calls in: baby due and naming drama The 'other dad' reaction to the baby's name Negotiating the middle name compromise Roleplaying the conversation with the father Maddie returns: town knows about the plan Final decision: painting the mural white
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