No Golf No Masters: Celebrating Our Ungovernable Peccary Friends
Aug 17, 2026 · 29m
Summary
Host Dr. James Stout and guest Molly Conger discuss javelinas, clarifying they are peccaries, not pigs, and detailing their biology and destructive impact on golf courses. The episode critiques golf’s excessive water usage in arid regions like Arizona, framing the animals' behavior as a natural response to human habitat alteration. They also touch on invasive species management, the debate over a potential fourth peccary species, and preview upcoming serious topics like cyclospora and agricultural labor rights.
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Intro: Serious journalism on cyclospora and ag labor
What is a javelina? Biology and appearance
Javelina musk glands and bicycle encounters
Native vs invasive species and helicopter pig hunting
Javelinas in suburbs, lawns, and golf courses
Javelinas as game animals and water sources
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Javelinas destroying golf courses and deterrence methods
Golf as a scourge: Land and water consumption stats
Javelina meat, property rights, and coexistence
Animal rights: Cute vs evil animals like sea lions
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The Cohen Peccary: A giant, solitary peccary species?
Childhood stories: Wrassling warthogs and emus
Outro: Future episodes on cyclospora and fire
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