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No Golf No Masters: Celebrating Our Ungovernable Peccary Friends

Aug 17, 2026 · 29m

Summary

Host Dr. James Stout and guest Molly Conger discuss javelinas, clarifying they are peccaries, not pigs, and detailing their biology and destructive impact on golf courses. The episode critiques golf’s excessive water usage in arid regions like Arizona, framing the animals' behavior as a natural response to human habitat alteration. They also touch on invasive species management, the debate over a potential fourth peccary species, and preview upcoming serious topics like cyclospora and agricultural labor rights.

Topics discussed

Sponsor reads: OnDeck, Kewpie Mayo, Resorts World, Hero Bread Intro: Serious journalism on cyclospora and ag labor What is a javelina? Biology and appearance Javelina musk glands and bicycle encounters Native vs invasive species and helicopter pig hunting Javelinas in suburbs, lawns, and golf courses Javelinas as game animals and water sources Sponsor reads: OnDeck, Kewpie Mayo, Hero Bread Javelinas destroying golf courses and deterrence methods Golf as a scourge: Land and water consumption stats Javelina meat, property rights, and coexistence Animal rights: Cute vs evil animals like sea lions Sponsor reads: OnDeck, Kewpie Mayo, Hero Bread The Cohen Peccary: A giant, solitary peccary species? Childhood stories: Wrassling warthogs and emus Outro: Future episodes on cyclospora and fire Sponsor reads: Resorts World and Women's Pro Baseball Sponsor read: HomeServe home repairs
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