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Meta's Organisational Values Are Hilarious

Oct 27, 2026 · 26m

Summary

Hosts Charles Firth and James Schleffel analyze Meta's corporate values, contrasting them with the company's controversial metaverse pivot and recent stock collapse. They critique the disconnect between Meta's mission to "bring the world closer together" and its actual impact on social cohesion. The episode also humorously dissects the awkwardness of the "Meta mates me" value and the broader trend of companies using values workshops to address operational failures.

Topics discussed

Announcement of the new live show 'Hard Stop' Tour details and ticket pre-sale information Sponsor: Citizens Bank Introduction and episode format explanation Meta's rebranding and the metaverse concept The $100 billion metaverse investment and internal culture Stock price collapse and market feedback on decisions The trend of changing company values to fix problems Reviewing Meta's values: Move Fast and Long-term Impact Reviewing Meta's values: Build Awesome Things and Be Direct Reviewing Meta's values: Live in the Future Decoding the value 'Meta Metamates Me' Meta's mission statement vs. reality Sponsors: Ashby and Stamps.com Recap of Meta's values and sign-off Sponsors: Citizens Bank and Opendoor Call to action for five-star reviews
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