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The 69 Words Banned By General Motors

Nov 3, 2026 · 41m

Summary

This episode explores the GM "Switchgate" scandal, where engineers used graphic terms like "death trap" and "genocide" to describe faulty ignition switches that caused fatalities. To avoid regulatory scrutiny, management banned 69 "judgment words" and mandated euphemisms like "below specification," illustrating a culture of linguistic avoidance. The hosts discuss how this "wankergerialism" attempts to fix problems by changing language rather than addressing reality, ultimately leading to a massive recall and fine after a decade of cover-up.

Topics discussed

Announcement of new live show 'Hard Stop' Ticket pre-sale details and listener reactions Introduction and preview of the GM scandal Sponsor read: Citizens Bank Background on the faulty ignition switch Discussion on the naming convention of scandals GM's internal awareness and stakeholder pressure The strategy of redefining success through language Introduction to the list of banned 'judgment words' Reviewing the most graphic banned words Banned words referencing specific cars and figures The absurdity of banning the word 'problem' Marketing constraints and the ban on 'never' Sponsor read: Ashby Analysis of the slide's poor design choices Critique of the Microsoft WordArt usage Comedy skit: Do say, don't say alternatives Corporate culture and the struggle with reality Proposing and discussing the word 'Wankergerialism' Sponsor reads: Citizens and Whole Foods The aftermath: NHTSA recall and fines Reading the full list of 69 banned words Final sponsor reads and sign-off
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