Mall Massage Chairs.mp3 (feat. Jesse Vitelli) | Voicemail Dump Truck 218
Aug 13, 2026 · 1h 15m
Summary
Host Jeffrey Ian Bacalar is joined by Michael Minotti, Jan Ochoa, and guest Jesse Vitelli, who discusses his recent layoff from restart.run. The group shares personal updates, including Jan’s new obsession with The Office and Bacalar’s son learning Diablo yo-yos at camp. They also debate cheap self-care rituals and music’s healing power while reacting to listener voicemails.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Brahmi Pasta and Remy Martin
Intro and the legend of Baby Ron
Jan Ochoa's layoff and future plans
The art of doing nothing in the Catskills
The Office as a millennial rite of passage
Baby Ron's pool and Long Island policy
Diablo yo-yos and summer camp trends
Fan Expo Chicago and celebrity autographs
Dorf on Golf and trip logistics
Voicemails: Music for bad days and Family Ties
Cheap self-care: Ice cream and massage chairs
The unhinged McDonald's banana milk order
No Family Thanksgiving and generational divides
Why hockey has live organists
Is mac and cheese a Thanksgiving food?
The Red Rocket boat and Jesse's last name
Outro sponsors: Brahmi and North Myrtle Beach
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