Dog Sunscreen.mp3 (feat. Mary Kish) | Voicemail Dump Truck 220
Summary
Hosts Michael, Jan, and Mary discuss Mary’s new heated Toto toilet and the neighborhood’s enthusiastic adoption of it. They address their son’s premature use of "smash or pass" slang after camp, leading to debates on sunscreen efficacy and beach fashion. The trio then reads listener voicemails featuring lobster puns, Crohn’s disease jokes, and linguistic confusion over terms like "bricked up."
Topics discussed
Mary Kish joins and discusses heated toilet seats
Son's innocent take on 'smash or pass' and beach etiquette
Sunscreen routines, Korean skincare, and sunburn stories
Sex education, consent, and post-nut clarity
Voicemail dump: Dad jokes and crusty bus stations
Caller discusses 'bricked up' slang and Crohn's disease
Linguistics: Clipboard vs. Cupboard and inventing words
Caller compares hosts to anime and cartoon characters
Debate over bread consumption and 'chicken ass' insults
Nostalgia for old candies and funnel cake portions
Outro and Mary Kish's Twitch stream plug
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