Two In The Think Tank Two In The Think Tank

544 - "WILD MILKED MOOSE YOGHURT"

Sep 24, 2026 · 1h 1m

Summary

The hosts riff on canned goods, imagining a sketch about a man who farts into chickpea cans to flavor them. They then explore the concept of "wild milked" moose yogurt and a focus-enhancing beer that delays bowel movements until you are home. The conversation shifts to a listener's three-word prompt, "sexy tornado matthews," which inspires ideas for a sexy workplace accident calendar. Finally, they discuss the potential of turning their absurd sketch concepts into real products, such as autonomous hunting gurneys.

Topics discussed

Zivo Flying Insect Trap Sponsorship Show Intro and Bean Juice Sketch Chickpea Aquafaba and Branding Discussion The Man Who Farts in Cans Sketch Milked Pigs and Pig Cheese Concept Wild Milked Moose Yogurt and Marketing Moose Costume and Dairy Labeling Economic Collapse and AI Impact Layoffs, Redundancy, and Golden Parachutes Pretending to Be Acquired for Payouts Geriatric Prodigies and Late Achievements Range Rover Sport Sponsorship Poet Off and Animal Fight Simulations Nurses, Door-to-Door Sales, and Scorpions Selling Scorpion Enclosures Door-to-Door Abandoned Family Farm and Snow Focus Pocus Health Beer Concept Hunting Pillows and Healthcare Business Three Words from a Listener: Fraser Green Sexy Calendars and Tuna Brine Photos Recap of Sketch Ideas and Calendar Details Coffee, Driving, and Show Prep Range Rover Sport Sponsorship
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