543 - "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT MODELING?"
Summary
Hosts Andy and Alistair brainstorm five sketch ideas, starting with a predatory modeling agency that also runs a school to discourage modeling. They then explore a scientist attempting to create a whale from scratch using blood, a tech company offering "piss-temperature" rain, and a souvenir shop designed exclusively for tourists. The episode concludes with a discussion on the "world's harshest accent" and a brief tangent about Australian celebrity Dave Hughes.
Topics discussed
Lowe's Rewards and same-day delivery ad
Intro and 'Off the Clock' segment
Modeling agency and Epstein rumors
Childhood modeling photo at La Ronde
Anti-modeling school and do-not-hire list
Scouting chaise longues and 'The Chair Up There'
Whale making and blood banks
Yank, wank, bank and sperm storage
Peaches and the family peach legacy
AI voice summary and father's voice
Sunsets in puddles and shower mishaps
Tech company for warm rain
Lowe's ad reprise and business genius
Dying thoughts and reincarnation
Souvenir shops and their repulsive items
Stealing photos at the souvenir shop
Hydration and right-wingers
Dog Hair Network and three-word game
Glaswegian accent exfoliation and pints
Recap of all the ideas
Outro, show plugs, and final ad
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