542 - "BEREAVED CO-HOSTS"
Sep 8, 2026 · 54m
Summary
Andy and Alistair brainstorm sketch concepts including "Dad Bombing," a slug-like new dad, and a "she said no" photo with a frowning couple. They debate replacing traffic lights with probability percentages and explore "Democracy Punk," where communities vote on supermarket checkout staff. The duo also imagines a future where senile podcasters sit in fake booths with hired stand-ins, and discusses a "hot and cold" directing method for actors. The episode concludes with a listener-submitted word game and a philosophical musing on time as distance.
Topics discussed
Lowe's Rewards Sponsorship
Dad Swap and cultural exchange concepts
Dad Attack: Sending dads to a Japanese family
The Perfect Man: A larval new dad appears
Running late and the word 'announcement'
AI photo of a woman with a dirty finger
Senile podcast co-hosts in nursing homes
Accidental vs intentional death and cycling
Cycling as a coward and overcoming fear
Percentage-based traffic lights
Democracy at the supermarket checkout
Pre-packed trolleys and refrigerated parking
Frozen cars and kids in hot cars
One gun per country and hard drive disposal
Listener Rich Compo and Lowe's ad
The Ritual: A male version of the Rachel
Weight training puns and grandfather cock
Emotional manipulation in film and hot/cold directing
Measuring time with quartz crystals
Recap of sketch ideas and widower terms
Matt Stuart promo and sign-off
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