Two In The Think Tank Two In The Think Tank

542 - "BEREAVED CO-HOSTS"

Sep 8, 2026 · 54m

Summary

Andy and Alistair brainstorm sketch concepts including "Dad Bombing," a slug-like new dad, and a "she said no" photo with a frowning couple. They debate replacing traffic lights with probability percentages and explore "Democracy Punk," where communities vote on supermarket checkout staff. The duo also imagines a future where senile podcasters sit in fake booths with hired stand-ins, and discusses a "hot and cold" directing method for actors. The episode concludes with a listener-submitted word game and a philosophical musing on time as distance.

Topics discussed

Lowe's Rewards Sponsorship Dad Swap and cultural exchange concepts Dad Attack: Sending dads to a Japanese family The Perfect Man: A larval new dad appears Running late and the word 'announcement' AI photo of a woman with a dirty finger Senile podcast co-hosts in nursing homes Accidental vs intentional death and cycling Cycling as a coward and overcoming fear Percentage-based traffic lights Democracy at the supermarket checkout Pre-packed trolleys and refrigerated parking Frozen cars and kids in hot cars One gun per country and hard drive disposal Listener Rich Compo and Lowe's ad The Ritual: A male version of the Rachel Weight training puns and grandfather cock Emotional manipulation in film and hot/cold directing Measuring time with quartz crystals Recap of sketch ideas and widower terms Matt Stuart promo and sign-off
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