Two In The Think Tank Two In The Think Tank

541 - "A SQUIRREL IS A RAT THAT BELIEVED IN ITSELF"

Sep 2, 2026 · 1h 1m

Summary

Andy and Alistair discuss the absurdity of the manosphere and the value of independent thought, proposing a "Wikipedia" for outrage where users claim specific grievances like cheese crumbliness. They explore the concept of "Dirt Eaters Inc." as a military solution to logistics and debate the political implications of embryo voting rights. The episode also features a segment guessing a listener’s three-word phrase, which leads to a humorous tangent on royal butthole rankings and the history of the word "honorificabilitudinatibus."

Topics discussed

Sponsor: Acast podcast advertising Intro: Acorns and squirrels Critique of incel culture and manosphere Trapezoids, NFTs, and pyramid schemes The need for diverse outrage topics Flavor sachets, dirt, and chicken stock Dirt Eaters Inc. and military logistics Militarization of the spoon and catapults Debate formats and reclaiming the middle ground Big Gooism: A new political ideology Pig ejaculation and French language levels Hunter-gatherer conservatives and society Chronological conservatism and Prussia Embryo voting rights and billionaire influence Listener mail: The word 'Anus Horribilis' Royal anuses and Guinness World Records Janet Jackson's nipple shield and Eton Recap of sketch ideas and upcoming events Outro and sponsor mention
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