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286: Confessions.. 2.0!

Sep 10, 2026 · 2h 1m

Summary

The hosts discuss their upcoming "confessions" theme and Halloween plans before diving into three Reddit stories. They react to a user who gained 40 pounds from eating "zero-calorie" Tic Tacks, only to discover the habit was masking post-gallbladder hypoglycemia. Next, they analyze a woman who discovered her biological father was her father’s best friend while in labor, leading to a paternity test and family drama. Finally, they discuss a partner who followed their significant other to a "group therapy" session, only to find an orgy in a community center.

Topics discussed

Sponsor: Tochiatry online psychiatry Intro: Wine, solo episode, and pregnancy rumors Theme: Diaper dilemmas and story updates Story: Eating 400 Tic Tacks a day for blood sugar Tic Tac update: Stopped eating, weight loss, and Zipbound Story: Discovering biological father during labor Sponsor: Credit Karma Story: Finding a worm in boyfriend's hand Discussion: Preventing threadworms and hygiene Sponsor: Cash App Sponsor: Nintendo Switch 2 Story: Partner's 'group therapy' is an orgy Orgy story update: Moving out and reporting to police Sponsor: State Farm Story: Proposing to a deaf girlfriend with ASL Sponsors: Credit Karma and Revolve Story: Finding underwear in closet, suspecting MIL Story: Boyfriend mocking botanica shop on blog Tangent: AI child porn and First Amendment debate Story: Triplets mixed up at hospital, identity swap Outro and sign-off
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