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Don't have kids. | Triforce Mailbag #76

Sep 9, 2026 · 1h 5m

Summary

The hosts read listener emails covering a nudist society’s rejected mini golf booking, the etymology of "x" for kisses, and a man who broke into the Queen’s bedroom. They also discuss ant biology, UK versus US accents, and the societal challenges of having children today, including economic pressures and declining birth rates.

Topics discussed

Intro: Carvana joke and email setup Jamie's email: Nudest Society at mini golf Debate on privacy and business ethics for nude golf SAS Who Dares Wins parody and Lewis's challenges Hot dogs in combat and X/O kiss origins Etymology of X and O for kisses and hugs Olivia Newton-John and Cheddar Gorge recommendation Wet season at Cheddar Gorge and cave puns Tom's email: How smell and olfaction work House renovation: Carpet man and flooring choices Ant facts: Fungus farming and cyanide defense Buckingham Palace break-in and Queen's pardon The Leftovers: Plot summary and criticism Accents: US vs UK and global regional dialects Sips' accent origins and family dynamics Parenting age, divorce rates, and generational shifts Declining birth rates and societal implications Childcare costs, private sector, and class issues Kids accessing podcast archive and parent diaries Top 10 most famous people and Messi controversy
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