Don't have kids. | Triforce Mailbag #76
Sep 9, 2026 · 1h 5m
Summary
The hosts read listener emails covering a nudist society’s rejected mini golf booking, the etymology of "x" for kisses, and a man who broke into the Queen’s bedroom. They also discuss ant biology, UK versus US accents, and the societal challenges of having children today, including economic pressures and declining birth rates.
Topics discussed
Intro: Carvana joke and email setup
Jamie's email: Nudest Society at mini golf
Debate on privacy and business ethics for nude golf
SAS Who Dares Wins parody and Lewis's challenges
Hot dogs in combat and X/O kiss origins
Etymology of X and O for kisses and hugs
Olivia Newton-John and Cheddar Gorge recommendation
Wet season at Cheddar Gorge and cave puns
Tom's email: How smell and olfaction work
House renovation: Carpet man and flooring choices
Ant facts: Fungus farming and cyanide defense
Buckingham Palace break-in and Queen's pardon
The Leftovers: Plot summary and criticism
Accents: US vs UK and global regional dialects
Sips' accent origins and family dynamics
Parenting age, divorce rates, and generational shifts
Declining birth rates and societal implications
Childcare costs, private sector, and class issues
Kids accessing podcast archive and parent diaries
Top 10 most famous people and Messi controversy
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