TLE 285 - All the Beard Guys Were Pirates
Oct 7, 2026 · 1h 9m
Summary
The hosts discuss planning a new series on piracy, debating its historical connections to the Templars and Freemasons while outlining a revisionist narrative. They decide to base the segment on the 18th-century book *A General History of the Pyrates*, which they plan to read together. The conversation also touches on the recent news regarding a pneumonic plague death in Russia, questioning the media's reaction to the event.
Topics discussed
Intro: Vortices, Paz, and Scarlet Thread Society plug
Recap of Caribbean topics and pirate deep dive intro
Pirate history: Templar and Masonic connections
Revisionist pirate history: European marauders and money
Debating specific pirate identities and names
Book club plan: General history of pirates
Occult origins: 19th century vs. ancient history
Freemasons, Rothschilds, and the end of piracy
Modern pirates: The Houthis and decolonialism
Russian plague outbreak and historical context
Life satisfaction and the Iraq/Afghanistan comparison
NVIDIA microchip theft: Sand in the trailers
Vinicius Jr. body double conspiracy and bits
Transition to Occult Paris and calendar doubling bit
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