Threevisiting: He's Not a Legal Creep!
Summary
Scott and Lauren discuss a Vanderpump Rules episode where Tom Sandoval announces he is taking a shit, sparking a debate about alibis and the show's grossness. They also compare The Bachelor to Bachelor in Paradise, noting the latter's better chemistry due to its 15-on-15 format. The conversation shifts to their shared enjoyment of New York Times games, specifically Connections and Strands, where they track their scores and discuss the mechanics of the new puzzle.
Topics discussed
Intro and show description
Cleaning tips, bathroom humor, and reality recap
Vanderpump Rules: Tom Sandoval and the bar incident
The Bachelor ratio and Love is Blind skepticism
First Bachelor, Adam Firestone, and tire limbs
Car washes, VIN numbers, and dirty cars
Cruz spellings and post office aesthetics
Doctor's office TV and the butt plug package
Sponsors: Zenni and Mint Mobile
Deal or No Deal Island and challenge critiques
Wonka movie review and slant rhymes
Script formatting, font sizes, and audition horror
NYT Games: Strands and Spelling Bee scores
Vanderpump recreations and Eucharist jokes
Amazon reviews, dog naps, and late text etiquette
Quince blazer and break for bathroom
Magic set commercial hunt and unreliable narrators
Game: Name a person and category until stuck
Outro, contact info, and intern mention
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