Put a Rag on My Ass
Summary
Paul F. Tompkins and Janie discuss their eight-year wedding anniversary, sharing anecdotes about their wedding photographer and a tradition of opening pre-written anniversary cards. The conversation shifts to their favorite films, including The Rock and Little Man Tate, while debating the overuse of time-jumping in modern television. They also reflect on parenting moments, such as teaching their daughter about skeletons and navigating her obsession with Octonauts, alongside lighthearted banter about household habits and childhood memories.
Topics discussed
Intro and hosts introduction
Morning warm-ups and earliest screams
Recalling seeing The Rock in theaters
Plot summary of The Rock
Skepticism about skeletons and teaching kids
Nicholas Cage filmography and The Family Man
Time travel concepts and still images
Medical procedures and wheelchair jokes
Colonoscopy experiences and loopy states
Weird text to Adam Scott and fake names
Choosing fake names for the show
AI biographies and scraping podcast data
Wedding attendance and normal people
Wedding photographer mishaps
DJ and photographer weak links
Anniversary card tradition
Anniversary dinner plans
Phantom of the Opera and Dracula quotes
Zenni Glasses sponsorship
Mint Mobile sponsorship
Wayfair sponsorship
Mattress salesperson skit
Coupon cutting and scissors
Steak knives for boxes
Stolen package from Lonely Island
Christmas shopping stress
Sensory overload joke
Halloween tree lighting issues
iPhone as a book concept
Kids in costumes at party
Dracula sleeping in dirt
Bluey play and costume choices
Octonauts party and kid obsession
Poliwhirl pronunciation game
Spacing out birthday gifts
Half of one gift concept
Little Man Tate and Jodie Foster
Letterboxd top four movies
Arty movie favorites
Time-themed movie list
Interrogation night story
Phantom of the Opera tickets
Police kicking door story
Returning to Dominic and Eugene
Cast a Paul wordplay and break
Mill food waste sponsor
OMG Obsessed podcast promo
Checking previous game results
Explaining game rules
Game start and first clue
French toast vs pancakes
Pancake comparisons
Edible item narrowing
Butter and toast comparisons
Carb and vegetable comparisons
Popcorn reveal
Truck and vehicle comparisons
Space vehicle comparisons
Moon and celestial bodies
Guitar and George Washington
Garfield and fictional characters
Fatty Arbuckle comparisons
Susan Sarandon comparisons
Witch and firefighter comparisons
Body part comparisons
Eyeball reveal
Eyeball size at birth fact
Comedy Bang Bang show promo
Everything Now show promo
Outro and goodbye
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